THIS MAN.

IS ATTACKING HIMSELF.

WITH A BADGER HAND PUPPET.

xximmaeatjooxx:

zxairose:

angel-obscura:

ladystormageddon:

strangestwords:

peoplewitheyes:

tsunofabitch:

deduced-and-vindicated:

A message from the birthday boy.

“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”

i like how he just talks about sex

and then cats.

ok.

robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens

sex and then kittens.

Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr

Robert Downey Jr is literally Tumblr.

Mad. Respect. 

I love it because he talks about two types of pussy

ondeahy:

• don’t fully understand the situation
• don’t know the person at all
• attack them
• quickly
• don’t even think about it
• compare them to hitler
• scream

jake english is essentially a social justice blogger

drpuffpuff:

doodled a human fluttershy 
I was going to draw the others humanized too but
the allergies are getting to me 

annachibi:

pockytardis:

baklavagina:

in a matter of time it will be Kawaii

KAWAII ASDNVKALSDVNASLK;VADNS

likealonewolf:

a chinchilla taking a dust bath :3

fraymotif:

theyre playing mario kart wii

janeturenne:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

qozxe:

can i have your numba

can i have it

unknownbinaries:

kavinskyout:

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

“Man, FUCK yo’ plaid.”